When pressed for an interpretation of his own lyrics, Don McLean will often name drop Buddy Holly and then make vague references to Americana while outright refusing any specificity. Most people believe the song is a cache of references to (then) current events and other musical acts (some of whom are not even American) of the era. In trying to pinpoint exactly what this obese musical monstrosity is getting at everyone seems to miss the point, which is that there probably is no point. This is just incredibly terrible poetry set to sugar free vanilla soft rock. A long, long time ago I can still remember how that music Used to make me smile And I knew if I had my chance That I could make those people dance And maybe they'd be happy for a while A cataclysm of mixed up usage of past and present tense, which is every editor's nightmare. Obviously no editor ever touched these lyrics, or they could not possibly exist in this form. Is he remembering that he was remembering a long, lo
Pictured: Alternate Universe Axl Rose. The reason that these lyrics are bad are not the reasons usually given. There are certainly a number of terms used that fall far below acceptable cultural sensitivity levels, even for the time that it was released, and those issues have only gotten worse with age. Yet despite the fact that Axl uses derogatory words that he definitely should not have, the song itself is not racist, homophobic, misogynist or xenophobic in the sense that it validates or glorifies those bigotries. The song's narrator is a literary fabrication, a character, and not one we are meant to think good things about. Rather than tearing this apart by individual lines or sections, I am going to print the lyrics below and then discuss them at the end. Guess I needed some time to get away I needed some peace of mind Some peace of mind that'll stay So I thumbed it down to sixth in L.A. Maybe a Greyhound could be my way Police and niggers, that's right Get outta my way